So tonight I walked into the bushes and got scared shitless by a duck. Yes, a duck. At 12 am... in the bushes... chillin' out. A duck. I screamed "Ahhh, it's a duck!". At 12am. In the quad of my college. A female mallard duck just hanging out in the dark. Did I mention it was at 12am in the middle of a quad at my college about a tenth of a mile from any body of water? In the bushes... just hanging out at 12 am. Did I mention I got scared and yelled? and then it flew away?
Everyone laughed.
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